6 Sayings That Will Poke Fun at Engineers

In this post, we have collected some sayings which is sure to poke fun at engineers. Do you know more phrases? Feel free to leave on comment.

  1. Why did the engineer cross the road? Because he looked in the project file and that’s what they did last year.
  2. Arguing with an engineer is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig. After a couple of hours, you realize the pig likes it.
  3. How can you tell an extroverted engineer from an introverted engineer? The extrovert looks at YOUR shoes.
  4. An optimist sees a glass half full, a pessimist sees a glass have empty, an engineer sees a glass that’s the wrong size.
  5. Before studying engineering, if someone asked me what 1+1 is, I would have said “2.” Now, I’d say “I’m pretty sure it’s 2, but we’d better make it 3 just to be safe.”
  6. Looking for a boyfriend in engineering: the odds are good, but the goods are odd.
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Raju Dawadi
Raju Dawadi
Raju is currently actively involved in DevOps world and is focused on Container based architecture & CI/CD automation along with Linux administration. Want to discuss with him on any cool topics? Feel free to connect on twitter, linkedIn, facebook.

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